Long time, no bloggie

Won't bore you to death with the reasons why I've jaded my blog, I'll just get to the cute stuff.

Johny's teacher just had her first baby (with a very short labor, so I hate her) and we, as a class, had her baby shower yesterday. All kinds of typical baby shower games, including the 'Finish the Nursery Rhymes' game. I had Eden with me, so I decided to help her play along. She got a couple right, but here are the funny ones, with her answers in red.

Mary had a little lamb, it's fur was white as snow.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her wool and sheep.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, had a wife but couldn't eat her.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no cat.

Hey diddle, diddle, the wink and the fiddle.

I seriously need to improve her childhood skills.