Won't bore you to death with the reasons why I've jaded my blog, I'll just get to the cute stuff.
Johny's teacher just had her first baby (with a very short labor, so I hate her) and we, as a class, had her baby shower yesterday. All kinds of typical baby shower games, including the 'Finish the Nursery Rhymes' game. I had Eden with me, so I decided to help her play along. She got a couple right, but here are the funny ones, with her answers in red.
Mary had a little lamb, it's fur was white as snow.
Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her wool and sheep.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, had a wife but couldn't eat her.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no cat.
Hey diddle, diddle, the wink and the fiddle.
I seriously need to improve her childhood skills.