I love having a husband that makes me laugh.
An email exchange from last week:
Me (upon receiving information that our weather would be warming-up again): "Grr.. more doggie mush [in our backyard]. I think I'll run out there today and pick up the doggie no-no's."
John: The frozen no-no's? Really, a 30-year-old woman is going to call it 'no-no's'? Come on now, you can be more creative than that.
If you want to be socially responsible (and green): biodegradable nutrient nuggets
If you want to be crude: dog-s***
If you want to be christian: dog mana
If you want to be british: squish n' chips
If you want to be technical: anally extruded dog food waste by-product
If you want to be two-years-old: augi pooh
If you step in it: uh-oh's
But please, don't ever call it 'no-no's'.