Monday, February 13, 2006

Knock-Knock jokes

I truly believe I have a refined sense of humor, but there is just something about knock-knock jokes that crack me up. I giggle like an idiot everytime. Try these on:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Yaw.
Yaw who?
Why so excited?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee (generally) I don't tell knock-knock jokes.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald (I swallowed) my gum.

Ha ha, tee hee and all that rot.

3 comments:

*Tegan* said...

Who can't love knock knock jokes.lol
knock knock
who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say bananna?
Lol, that's one my mom use to always get us with.lol

Lynds said...

Lol, I love knock knock jokes too, DD is just starting to get a sense of humor for these things. Her favorite is...

knock knock
who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the water Im drowning...

Thanks for sharing these!

Stephanie said...

Hello, sis! I'm back on blogger again, which is good, because I needed a real blogging tool to start over with.

I have mail for your family. It's a long story, and has to do with Christmas. I'm a bad aunt. Again. Sheesh. Love you xoxo